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Looks like a belly. Carries your stuff. A novelty belly pack made to get a reaction, and a waist bag that actually works.
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Looks like a belly. Carries your stuff.
The Santa Belly is a novelty waist bag designed to look like a ridiculously realistic hairy belly. Behind the joke is a spacious storage compartment for your phone, wallet and keys, plus an adjustable strap with a buckle.
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What do you buy for the man who has everything?
Normal gifts get forgotten.
This one gets a reaction.
He opens the box and has no idea what he's looking at. Then he puts it on. Everyone laughs. That is the whole point.
Designed to create an absurdly convincing belly illusion.
Carry everyday essentials while keeping your hands free.
An adjustable strap with a buckle, so you can set the fit around your waist.
Guaranteed to make people look twice.
Ideal for husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers and mates.
The one everyone mentions long after the wrapping paper is in the bin.
It's made to create a Christmas moment.
Confusion. Total confusion.
The penny drops. The grin starts.
Laughter, photos and a story for next Christmas.
Forget another pair of socks. Give him something that makes the whole room laugh.
For the man who says he doesn't want anything.
Because a jumper was never going to cut it.
Dad jokes, now wearable.
The gift he can't top.
Guaranteed group chat material.
Win the office Secret Santa.
Bought this for my brother and the reaction was absolutely priceless. He couldn’t stop laughing!
Such a ridiculous gift 😂 My husband put it on immediately and wore it around the house all evening.
Honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever bought. Looks surprisingly realistic!
Got this for my dad for Christmas. Everyone at dinner was crying with laughter.
Much funnier in person. The belly looks incredibly realistic from a distance.
My boyfriend absolutely loved it. Definitely one of those gifts you remember.
Didn’t expect the bag to actually be useful as well. Fits my phone and keys perfectly.
Bought it as a joke and it ended up being the favourite present!
My mates couldn’t believe it was actually a bag. Brilliant Christmas present.
My husband opened it and just stared at me for about 10 seconds 😂
Looks absolutely ridiculous. Exactly what I wanted.
Perfect gift for someone who is impossible to buy for.
The detail on the belly is hilarious. People genuinely do double takes.
Bought this for Secret Santa and it was the funniest present there.
Great novelty gift. The strap is easy to adjust and it holds my essentials.
My brother wore it all night at our Christmas party. Everyone loved it.
Absolutely hilarious. Didn’t expect it to look this realistic.
My dad thought it was an actual belly for a second 😂
Best stupid purchase I’ve made this year.
Such a funny gift idea. My husband couldn’t stop laughing.
People actually stare when you’re wearing it. That’s the whole point!
Bought it for my boyfriend and he immediately put it on.
Funny, weird and surprisingly practical.
Exactly as funny as I hoped it would be.
My friends thought I’d actually grown a massive belly 😂
Absolutely brilliant Christmas gift for my husband.
The funniest waist bag I’ve ever seen.
Everyone at work was asking where I got it from.
Looks ridiculous in the best possible way.
My boyfriend said it was the best stupid gift he’s ever received.
Actually holds quite a lot. The joke is great but it’s useful too.
Bought this for my brother and immediately knew I’d made the right choice.
People genuinely have to look twice to figure out what’s going on.
My husband wore this to the Christmas party. Absolute chaos 😂
Brilliant novelty product. Exactly what it promises to be.
The reaction when he opened it was better than the present itself.
Such a stupid idea that somehow works perfectly.
My dad couldn’t believe it was actually a bag.
Very funny and surprisingly comfortable to wear.
Perfect for Christmas. Everyone loved it.
The belly detail is absolutely hilarious.
Got this for my husband and he hasn’t stopped showing it to people.
Definitely gets attention wherever you wear it.
Such a fun gift. My whole family laughed when he put it on.
Looks so ridiculous that it’s actually brilliant.
Best Christmas novelty gift I’ve found.
Didn’t expect it to look this convincing.
My boyfriend thought I’d bought him a joke costume. Then realised it was actually a bag.
Great conversation starter.
Everyone wanted to try it on 😂
Absolutely ridiculous. Five stars.
My brother loved it. Definitely recommend as a funny gift.
Fits my phone, wallet and keys without any problems.
Made Christmas morning so much funnier.
The realistic detail is what makes it so funny.
Bought it as a joke and it was even better than expected.
My mates couldn’t stop laughing.
Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour.
Such a strange product… but I absolutely love it.
My husband thought I was completely mad when I bought this 😂
People keep asking me where I got my belly from.
Definitely the most memorable Christmas present.
Looks hilarious with a Christmas jumper pulled up over it.
Bought this for my dad and it was an instant hit.
Funny and actually functional. What more could you want?
My boyfriend absolutely lost it when he opened this.
People genuinely think you’re showing off your stomach.
Fantastic novelty gift.
Very funny and surprisingly well made.
Perfect present for my brother.
I wore it to a party and it was the first thing everyone noticed.
My husband couldn’t stop laughing.
Great gift idea for someone who has everything.
Definitely gets people talking.
The belly looks genuinely ridiculous. Love it.
Such a fun Christmas present.
My friends thought I’d lost my mind until they realised it was a bag.
Bought this for Secret Santa and it stole the show.
Really funny product. Exactly what I expected.
My dad absolutely loved it.
People can’t help but stare 😂
One of the funniest gifts I’ve ever bought.
Very silly, very funny and actually useful.
My boyfriend wore it for the entire Christmas party.
Definitely recommend if you’re looking for a funny gift.
The reaction was absolutely worth it.
Fits the essentials and looks completely ridiculous.
Such a clever novelty idea.
My mates couldn’t believe the belly was actually a bag.
Perfect funny present for my husband.
Everyone wanted a photo with it.
Christmas gift sorted 😂
Looks even funnier when you’re wearing a Christmas jumper.
My brother absolutely loved this.
Ridiculous product. Brilliant idea.
Such a memorable gift.
Definitely gets a reaction.
My husband couldn’t believe I’d actually bought him one.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.
Absolutely perfect for a funny Christmas gift. Everyone loved it.
Three simple steps.
Adjust the strap around your waist.
Store your phone, wallet, keys and small essentials.
Enjoy the reactions.
Christmas gifting season is here 🎄
Make this Christmas one they'll actually remember.
Sort the funniest gift in the room before the shops run out of ideas.
Yes. Behind the hilarious belly design is a practical storage compartment for everyday essentials like a phone, wallet and keys.
It is designed to carry everyday items such as a phone, wallet and keys. We don't list exact internal measurements yet, so if you're unsure about a particular phone, contact us before ordering.
Yes. It has an adjustable strap with a buckle so you can set the fit around your waist.
No 😂 It's a novelty belly pack designed to look like one.
Anyone who appreciates a ridiculous gift, especially husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers and friends. Great for Secret Santa too.
It's made for exactly that. It's a funny, unexpected gift that gets a reaction the moment it's opened.
Estimated delivery times are shown at checkout before you pay. Full details are in our Shipping Policy.
Our Returns Policy explains how returns and refunds work. If anything isn't right with your order, contact us and we'll help.
Delivery costs and estimated times are shown at checkout before you pay. Full details are in our Shipping Policy.
Our Returns Policy explains how returns and refunds work. If anything isn't right, contact us and we'll help.
We're happy to help. Contact us and we'll get back to you.
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